JZeller

Note to Democrats: Keep it in your pants.

Thursday, March 13th, 2008 | Life, Politics

Or don’t get caught, whichever works for you.

As the news has made very clear the Governor of New York was caught using a call girl service on several occassions and has since resigned his post. Apparently, this is a common problem amongst Democrats, so I want to delve into why they suck at lieing.

I have no doubt in my mind that Republicans are doing this as well, but simply put they are better liers. This is great when you don’t want to get caught doing something you shouldn’t be doing. (Thank you Captain obvious.) Democrats, however, suck at not getting caught. Take for instance Bill Clinton during the Monica Liewinski testimony in front of Congress. The man blatantly lies and then tries to emphasize his lie by spouting his most infamous quote. If that doesn’t make it painfully obvious I don’t know what does.

The funny thing around all of this was how swift action was taken to remove the Spitzer from office, yet you have an asshole like Larry Craig who sits and admits he did it by resigining and then says no wait I didn’t do it.  WTF? How can he get away with that bunch of BS?

Anyway as random as this post has been I have to wrap it up.

Tags: election 08, Politics

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